Witch Jokes

Here is a collection of witch jokes for you to enjoy

  • Q: Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
    A: She wanted to put some money in the kitty !
  • Q: What did the black cat say to the fish?
    A: I've got a bone to pick with you !
  • Q: What do you call a witches cat that drinks vinegar?
    A: A sour puss !
  • Q: What do you call a witches cat with no legs?
    A: Anything you like, she won't be able to chase you !
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a witches cat and a canary?
    A: A cat with a full tummy !
  • Q: What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
    A: A lawn miaower !
  • Q: What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and goes round and round?
    A: A black cat stuck in a clothes dryer !
  • Q: What did the black cat do when its tail got cut off in an accident?
    A: He went to a retail store !
  • Q: What do witches cats strive for?
    A: Purrfection !
  • Q: What is a little witch's favorite subject in school?
    A: Spelling!
  • Q: Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
    A: "Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."

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