Here is a collection of witch jokes for you to enjoy
- Q: Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
A: She wanted to put some money in the kitty !
- Q: What did the black cat say to the fish?
A: I've got a bone to pick with you !
- Q: What do you call a witches cat that drinks vinegar?
A: A sour puss !
- Q: What do you call a witches cat with no legs?
A: Anything you like, she won't be able to chase you !
- Q: What do you get if you cross a witches cat and a canary?
A: A cat with a full tummy !
- Q: What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A: A lawn miaower !
- Q: What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and goes round and round?
A: A black cat stuck in a clothes dryer !
- Q: What did the black cat do when its tail got cut off in an accident?
A: He went to a retail store !
- Q: What do witches cats strive for?
A: Purrfection !
- Q: What is a little witch's favorite subject in school?
- Q: Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
A: "Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."