Here is a collection of witch jokes for you to enjoy
- Q: Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?
A: One to get in and one to get out !
- Q: What sound does a witch make when she cries?
A: "Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo" !
- Q: Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
A: They'll sweep them off their feet !
- Q: Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
A: It all depends on how fast you run !
- Q: How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
A: She holds the pan and gets 2 friends to make the stove shake with
- Q: How do you make a witch float?
A: Blend two scoops of ice cream, and one witch!
- Q: What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
A: Gnomelettes !
- Q: When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
A: You can hear their brooms tick !
- Q: How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
A: With scare spray !
- Q: What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A: failure !
- Q: Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
A: Because if they were 12 inches they'd be a foot !
- Q: What do you do if a witch in a pointy hat sits in front of you at the
A: Miss most of the film !
- Q: Why is a witches face like a million dollars?
A: It's all green and wrinkly !
- Q: What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
A: A witch stuck in a elevator !
- Q: What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the
A: A chicken sandwitch !
- Q: Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
A: The witch !
- Q: What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
A: Broom mates !
- Q: What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
A: To keep their hats pointed !
- Q: Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
A: That's the time to go to sweep !
- Q: What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
A: "I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone beat me to it" !
- Q: Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
A: Ever tried broomstick pie?
- Q: What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
A: Don't fly off the handle !
- Q: What did the young witch say to her mother?
A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
- Q: Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
A: To keep their heads warm !
- Q: Why are black cats such good singers?
A: They're very mewsical !
- Q: When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
A: When your a mouse !
- Q: What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws !
- Q: What do witches cats like for breakfast?
A: Mice krispies !
- Q: What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
A: A peeping tom !
- Q: What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick?
A: A catastrophe !
- Q: Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
A: She wanted to put some money in the kitty !