Witch Jokes

Here is a collection of witch jokes for you to enjoy

  • Q: Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?
    A: One to get in and one to get out !
  • Q: What sound does a witch make when she cries?
    A: "Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo" !
  • Q: Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
    A: They'll sweep them off their feet !
  • Q: Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
    A: It all depends on how fast you run !
  • Q: How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
    A: She holds the pan and gets 2 friends to make the stove shake with fright !
  • Q: How do you make a witch float?
    A: Blend two scoops of ice cream, and one witch!
  • Q: What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
    A: Gnomelettes !
  • Q: When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
    A: You can hear their brooms tick !
  • Q: How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
    A: With scare spray !
  • Q: What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
    A: failure !
  • Q: Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
    A: Because if they were 12 inches they'd be a foot !
  • Q: What do you do if a witch in a pointy hat sits in front of you at the cinema?
    A: Miss most of the film !
  • Q: Why is a witches face like a million dollars?
    A: It's all green and wrinkly !
  • Q: What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
    A: A witch stuck in a elevator !
  • Q: What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?
    A: A chicken sandwitch !
  • Q: Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
    A: The witch !
  • Q: What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
    A: Broom mates !
  • Q: What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
    A: To keep their hats pointed !
  • Q: Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
    A: That's the time to go to sweep !
  • Q: What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
    A: "I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone beat me to it" !
  • Q: Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
    A: Ever tried broomstick pie? !
  • Q: What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
    A: Don't fly off the handle !
  • Q: What did the young witch say to her mother?
    A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
  • Q: Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
    A: To keep their heads warm !
  • Q: Why are black cats such good singers?
    A: They're very mewsical !
  • Q: When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
    A: When your a mouse !
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?
    A: Santa Claws !
  • Q: What do witches cats like for breakfast?
    A: Mice krispies !
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
    A: A peeping tom !
  • Q: What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick?
    A: A catastrophe !
  • Q: Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
    A: She wanted to put some money in the kitty !

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