Here is a collection of witch jokes for you to enjoy
- Q: What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A: A witchhiker !
- Q: What is the favourite subject of young witches at school?
A: Spelling !
- Q: Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
A: She wanted to know her horror-scope !
- Q: What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
A: One make spells and the other spell makes !
- Q: What do little witches do after school?
A: Their gnomework !
- Q: Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
A: Because it's quicker than walking !
- Q: What's a witches favourite film?
A: My Fear Lady !
- Q: What do witches say when they overtake each other?
A: Broom, broom, broom !
- Q: Why do witches get good bargains?
A: Because they like to haggle !
- Q: What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
A: One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag !
- Q: Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
A: She had never learnt to spell properly !
- Q: What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A: A witch laughing her head off !
- Q: What are baby witches called?
A: Halloweenies !
- Q: What do you call a witches motor bike?
A: A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick !
- Q: How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
A: When it comes out in conversation !
- Q: What is the witches motto?
A: We came, we saw, we conjured !
- Q: What happens to a witch when she loses her temper while riding her
A: She flies off the handle !
- Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the "w" !
- Q: What do you call a nervous witch?
A: A twitch !
- Q: What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
A: Hex-aminations !
- Q: What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A: A very witch person !
- Q: How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
A: Out of flying saucers !
- Q: What do witches ring for in a hotel?
A: B-room service !
- Q: Who's the fastest witch?
A: The ones that ride on a vroom stick !
- Q: Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy !
- Q: What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
A: Charm bracelets !
- Q: Why didn't the witch sing at the concert?
A: Because she had a frog in her throat !
- Q: What do you call a witch Who drives really badly?
A: A road hag !
- Q: What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
A: Run !
- Q: What happened to the naughtly little witch at school?
A: She was ex-spelled !
- Q: Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?
A: One to get in and one to get out !