Witch Jokes

Here is a collection of witch jokes for you to enjoy

  • Q: What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
    A: A witchhiker !
  • Q: What is the favourite subject of young witches at school?
    A: Spelling !
  • Q: Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
    A: She wanted to know her horror-scope !
  • Q: What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
    A: One make spells and the other spell makes !
  • Q: What do little witches do after school?
    A: Their gnomework !
  • Q: Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
    A: Because it's quicker than walking !
  • Q: What's a witches favourite film?
    A: My Fear Lady !
  • Q: What do witches say when they overtake each other?
    A: Broom, broom, broom !
  • Q: Why do witches get good bargains?
    A: Because they like to haggle !
  • Q: What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
    A: One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag !
  • Q: Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
    A: She had never learnt to spell properly !
  • Q: What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
    A: A witch laughing her head off !
  • Q: What are baby witches called?
    A: Halloweenies !
  • Q: What do you call a witches motor bike?
    A: A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick !
  • Q: How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
    A: When it comes out in conversation !
  • Q: What is the witches motto?
    A: We came, we saw, we conjured !
  • Q: What happens to a witch when she loses her temper while riding her broom?
    A: She flies off the handle !
  • Q: How do you make a witch itch?
    A: Take away the "w" !
  • Q: What do you call a nervous witch?
    A: A twitch !
  • Q: What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
    A: Hex-aminations !
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
    A: A very witch person !
  • Q: How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
    A: Out of flying saucers !
  • Q: What do witches ring for in a hotel?
    A: B-room service !
  • Q: Who's the fastest witch?
    A: The ones that ride on a vroom stick !
  • Q: Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
    A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy !
  • Q: What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
    A: Charm bracelets !
  • Q: Why didn't the witch sing at the concert?
    A: Because she had a frog in her throat !
  • Q: What do you call a witch Who drives really badly?
    A: A road hag !
  • Q: What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
    A: Run !
  • Q: What happened to the naughtly little witch at school?
    A: She was ex-spelled !
  • Q: Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?
    A: One to get in and one to get out !


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