Here is a collection of witch jokes for you to enjoy
- Q: What do little witches like to play at school?
A: Bat's cradle !
- Q: What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
A: Every time she sneezed her hat blew off !
- Q: What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV host?
A: The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio !
- Q: What kind of music do witches play on the piano?
A: Hag-time !
- Q: What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
A: A witch with a blindfold !
- Q: Why did the witch join the football club?
A: Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper !
- Q: What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
A: Don't bite any witches !
- Q: What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?
A: Pot luck !
- Q: What do witches sing at Christmas?
A: "Deck the halls with poison ivy...."
- Q: What is old, ugly and blue?
A: A witch holding it's breath !
- Q: What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
A: Ivy !
- Q: Why was the witch late for the party?
A: She'd lost her witch-watch !
- Q: What do you call a witch with one leg?
A: Eileen !
- Q: What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A: A witch in a traffic jam !
- Q: Why is a witch like a candle?
A: They are both wicked !
- Q: Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
A: She kept having Disney spells !
- Q: Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
A: Because her grey ones were at the cleaners !
- Q: What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A: A witch in soggy shoes !
- Q: What usually runs in witches' families?
A: Noses !
- Q: What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A: A witch in a minefield !
- Q: What happens to witches when it rains?
A: They get wet !
- Q: What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
A: A witch on a skateboard !
- Q: What do you call an old hag that lives by the sea?
A: A sandwitch !
- Q: What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch?
A: One composes and the other decomposes !
- Q: What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
A: A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot !
- Q: Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?
A: Because she thought everybody loved her !
- Q: Why won't a witch wear a flat hat?
A: Because there is no point in it !
- Q: What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A: A fresh air freak !
- Q: What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
A: A cold spell !
- Q: Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
A: Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky !
- Q: What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A: A witchhiker !