Witch Jokes

Here is a collection of witch jokes for you to enjoy

  • Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
    A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!
  • Q: What do witches put on their hair?
    A: Scare spray
  • Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
    A: She looks at her witch-watch.
  • Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
    A: Spelling!
  • Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
    A: She witch-hiked!
  • Q: What does a witch kid want for Christmas?
    A: A haunted dollhouse.
  • Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
    A: So, they would know which witch is which!
  • Q: How do witches tell time?
    A: With a witch watch.
  • Q: What do you call two witches living together?
    A: Broom-mates.
  • Q: What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
    A: Broom service.
  • Q: What did one witch say to other when she asked for a lift?
    A: "There's always broom for one more."
  • Q: When do witches cook their victims?
    A: On Fry Day.
  • Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
    A: A sand-witch.
  • Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
    A: A brrrooooommmm stick
  • Q: Who was the most famous witch detective?
    A: Warlock Holmes
  • Q: What do they teach in witching school?
    A: Spelling.
  • Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
    A:Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
  • Q: What do you call a witch's garage?
    A:A broom closet.
  • Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
    A:She witch-hiked!
  • Q: What do witches eat at Halloween ?
    A:Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
  • Q: What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime ?
    A:Ghoul deluxe and the three scares !
  • Q: How does a witch tell the time ?
    A:With a witch watch !
  • Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine ?
    A:She wanted a clean sweep !
  • Q: What do you call two witches that share a room ?
    A:Broom mates !
  • Q: What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make ?
    A:Snap, cackle and pop !
  • Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called ?
    A:An itchy witchy !
  • Q: What's a cold, evil candle called ?
    A:The wicked wick of the north !
  • Q: What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round ?
    A:A witch in a revolving door !
  • Q: What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside ?
    A:A witch dressed as a cucumber !
  • Q: What happens if you see twin witches ?
    A:You won't be able to see which witch is witch !

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