Skeleton Jokes

Here is a collection of skeleton jokes for you to enjoy

  • Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
    A: No body
  • Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
    A: Bone appetit !
  • Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
    A: When something tickles his funny bone.
  • Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
    A: It had no body to dance with.
  • Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
    A: Skull tures
  • Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
    A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.
  • Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
    A: I'm bone to be wild!
  • Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
    A: He had no body to dance with.
  • Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
    A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
  • Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
    A: Sherlock Bones.
  • Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
    A: Napoleon bone-apart
  • Q: What instrument do skeletons play?
    A: Trom-BONE.
  • Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
    A: Spare ribs!!!
  • Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
    A: When something tickles his funny bone.
  • Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
    A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it!
  • Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
    A: He didn't have the guts.
  • Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
    A: Nothing gets under their skin !
  • Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
    A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them !
  • Q: Why are graveyards so noisy ?
    A: Beacause of all the coffin !
  • Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party ?
    A: He had no body to go with !
  • Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks ?
    A: They had a rattling good time !
  • Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital ?
    A: To have his ghoul stones removed !
  • Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ?
    A: He could feel it in his bones !
  • Q: What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument ?
    A: A trom-bone !
  • Q: How do skeletons call their friends ?
    A: On the telebone !
  • Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings ?
    A: Lazy bones !
  • Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes ?
    A: Skeleton keys !
  • Q: What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns ?
    A: Skint Eastwood !
  • Q: What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish ?
    A: It came back with a skeleton crew !
  • Q: What do you call a skeleton snake ?
    A: A rattler !
  • Q: What is a skeletons like to drink milk ?
    A: Milk - it's so good for the bones !
  • Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night ?
    A: He was a numbskull !
  • Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton ?
    A: Bonehead !
  • Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long ?
    A: He became bone dry !
  • Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton ?
    A: He was bone idle !
  • Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school ?
    A: He was boning up for his exams !
  • Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like ?
    A: One with plenty of body in it !
  • Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree ?
    A: Because a dog was after his bones !
  • Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend ?
    A: I love every bone in your body !
  • Q: Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police ?
    A: Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him !
  • Q: How do skeletons get their mail ?
    A: By bony express !
  • Q: Why don't skeletons play music in church ?
    A: They have no organs !
  • Q: What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off ?
    A: Bone china !
  • Q: Why do skeletons hate winter ?
    A: Because the wind just goes straight through them !
  • Q: What's a skeleton's favourite pop group ?
    A: Boney M !
  • Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road ?
    A: Jump out of your skin and join him !
  • Q: What did the old skeleton complain of ?
    A: Aching bones !
  • Q: What is a skeleton ?
    A: Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when" !
  • Q: What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog ?
    A: He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on !
  • Q: Why are skeletons so calm ?
    A: Because nothing gets under their skin !
  • Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies ?
    A: A boney phoney !
  • Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football ?
    A: Because his heart wasn't in it !
  • Q: What happened to the skeleton who went to a party ?
    A: All the others used him as a coat rack !
  • Q: What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell ?
    A: A dead ringer !
  • Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
    A: When something tickles his funny bone.
  • Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?
    A: By bony express!
  • Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
    A: Tickle his funny bone!

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