Monster Jokes

Here is a collection of monster jokes for you to enjoy

• Q: What's a monster's favorite play?
  A: Romeo and Ghouliet
• Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
  A: Because he was in need of a light snack
• Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
  A: Ghost-Toasties
• Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
  A: Because everyone was a goblin!
• Q: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
  A: NO, they eat the fingers separately.
• Q: What do you do with a green monster?
  A: Wait until it ripens.
• Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
  A: Ghoul scout cookies.
• Q: What's a monsters favorite bean?
  A: A human bean.
• Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
  A: Replace the nails with screws.
• Q: What type of monster really loves dance music?
  A: The boogieman!
• Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
  A: Ghoul scout cookies.
• Q: What position does a monster play on the soccer team?
  A: Ghoulie.
• Q: What kind of hot dogs do monsters like best?
  A: Hallowieners.
• Q: What's the name of the book of socially prominent monsters?
  A: The Book of who's Boo.
• Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?
  A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !
• Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?
  A: Because she grew another foot !
• Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?
  A: People like sweets !
• Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks?
  A: I don't know either but there is one crawling up your leg !
• Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?
  A: Hello, hello !
• Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
  A: From a long way away !
• Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?
  A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater !
• Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?
  A: The eeriest !
• Q: How you can tell if you have had a monster in your fridge ?
  A: It leaves footprints in the butter !
• Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
  A: His ghoul friend.
• Q: Why are monsters covered in wrinkles?
  A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster !
• Q: Why are monsters green ?
  A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills !
• Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ?
  A: So they don't bump into other monsters !
• Q: What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?
  A: Flatman and Ribbon !
• Q: What time is it when a monster sits on your car ?
  A: Time to get a new one !
• Q: What game do monsters play with ants ?
  A: Squash !
• Q: Did you hear about the monster who had eight arms ?
  A: He said they came in handy !
• Q: How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense ?
  A: I'll tell you tomorrow !
• Q: How do you greet a three headed monster ?
  A: Hello, hello, hello !
• Q: What is a sea monster's favourite dish ?
  A: Fish and ships !
• Q: Monster: Where do fleas go in winter ?
  A: Werewolf: Search me !
• Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?
  A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !
• Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?
  A: Because she grew another foot !
• Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?
  A: People like sweets !
• Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks?
  A: i don't know either but there is one crawling up your leg !
• Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?
  A: Hello hello !
• Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
  A: From a long way away !
• Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?
  A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater !
• Q: Why are monsters green ?
  A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills !
• Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ?
  A: So they don't bump into other monsters !
• Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?
  A: The eeriest !
• Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
  A: His ghoul friend.
• Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
  A: His ghoul friend.
• Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
  A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines.
• Q: What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn't seen each other for quite awhile?
  A: You gruesome.

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