Ghost Jokes

Here is a collection of ghost jokes for you to enjoy

  • Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
    A: Dayscare centers.
  • Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
    A: Bamboo.
  • Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
    A: Boo boos.
  • Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
    A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
  • Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
    A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo
  • Q: What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
    A: The roller ghoster.
  • Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
    A: At the ghost-ery store.
  • Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
    A: At the ghost office.
  • Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
    A: Booberries.
  • Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
    A: A dead end !
  • Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
    A: A boo-loney sandwich !
  • Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
    A: Transparents !
  • Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?
    A: By appearing in television spooktaculars !
  • Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
    A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes !
  • Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
    A: Because you can see right through them !
  • Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?
    A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again !
  • Q: How do ghosts learn songs ?
    A: They read the sheet music !
  • Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week ?
    A: Frightday !
  • Q: Where do ghosts get an education ?
    A: High sghoul !
  • Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
    A: Don't spook until your spooken to !
  • Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
    A: Hoblin Goblin.
  • Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?
    A: A terror-dactyl !
  • Q: Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference ?
    A: The spooksperson !
  • Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
    A: Howdo you boo, sir?
  • Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
    A: Boo boo's!
  • Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
    A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !
  • Q: Who's the most important member of a ghost's football team ?
    A: The ghoulie !
  • Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
    A: In the moaning.
  • Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
    A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat !
  • Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
    A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
  • Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert ?
    A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !
  • Q: What do ghosts dance to ?
    A: Soul music !
  • Q: Where do ghosts live ?
    A: In a terrortory !
  • Q: What color are ghosts?
    A: BOOOO!
  • Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?
    A: Just before someone screams !
  • Q: What's a ghost's favorite ride?
    A: A roller ghoster!
  • Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?
    A: Sheet belts !
  • Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner ?
    A: Ghoulash !
  • Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
    A: The eeriest !
  • Q: What does a ghost swim in?
    A: The Dead sea!
  • Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party?
    A: Anyone he could dig up!
  • Q: Who was the famous ghost detective?
    A: Sherlock Moans.
  • Q: What vehicle does a kid ghost like to ride?
    A: A boocycle.
  • Q: Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
    A: To get a Booster shot.
  • Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast
    A: Dreaded wheat.
  • Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet?
    A: With a pumpkin patch.
  • Q: What is a ghost's favorite bird?
    A: scare crow!
  • Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
    A: Boonanas and Booberries.
  • Q: What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
    A: Boo--icks.
  • Q: What's a ghosts favorite Broadway play?
    A: phantom of the opera!
  • Q: What did one ghost say to another?
    A: Do you believe in people?
  • Q: What did one ghost say to another?
    A: Do you believe in people?
  • Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
    A: Spook-ghetti.
  • Q: What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
    A: Boojeans.
  • Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
    A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
  • Q: What time is it when a ghost haunts your house?
    A: Time to move to a new house!
  • Q: What's a ghosts favorite desert?
    A: Boo-berry pie & I scream.
  • Q: What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
    A: Whipped scream.
  • Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost ?
    A: Put your boos and shocks on !
  • Q: Why are ghosts cowards ?
    A: Because they've got no guts !
  • Q: What story do little ghosts like to hear at bedtime?
    A: Ghoul delocks & the 3 scares.
  • Q: What is a ghost's favorite party game?
    A: Hide-and-go-shriek.
  • Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
    A: Ghoul
  • Q: Why did the ghost rush home from school?
    A: To watch an after-ghoul special on TV.
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, poodle, & a ghost?
    A: A cocker-poodle-boo!
  • Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
    A: He is mist.
  • Q: Who protects the shores where spirits live?
    A: The Ghost Guard!
  • Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
    A: You look boo-tiful tonight.
  • Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
    A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
  • Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
    A: He didn't have a haunting license.
  • Q: What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down?
    A: I got a booo booo.
  • Q: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
    A: A boo-tie.
  • Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
    A: mas-scare-
  • Q: Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
    A: Because demons are a ghosts best friend.
  • Q: Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?
    A: With No-Body!
  • Q: What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
    A: Boo-ties!
  • Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
    A: Tombstones
  • Q: What do ghosts mail home while on vacation?
    A: Ghostcards.
  • Q: What do ghosts do when they're in hospital ?
    A: They talk about their apparitions !
  • Q: What's the 1st thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
    A: They boo-kle their seatbelts

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